I'd like to say Happy Belated Independence Day by telling Americans just how wrong they are when they say that the 4th of July commerates the day we "declared independence" or "the day we signed the Declaration of Independence" when in fact... neither is true (for the most part).
So what really happened on the 4th of July? Well, you can hop over to wiki and read it yourself (link witheld so you can read further) or follow the previous parenthetically dilineated instructions... (as in read further). Its best easy to describe what DIDN'T happen on that day. First... we didn't declare independence on the 4th of July, that was really the 2nd of July. The Second Continental Congress had already resolved to declare independence on the 2nd, two days before our beloved brats, burgers, and beer commerated "Independence Day". So the document was signed on the 4th of July right? Nope... it was signed by most members on the 2nd of August, 1776. So what REALLY happened on the 4th....
We threw ourselves a sexy party! [/stewie griffin]
Nah, not really. What really happened was that the Second Continental Congress passed a resolution adopting the revised text of the Declaration of Independence. So really we are celebrating the "Act of the Second Continental Congress Agreeing to adopt the Declaration of Independence Which Was Signed At a Later Date Day". Happy Pseudo Birthday America!
Oh... and I had another thought....
In Minnesota its illegal to have any of the fun fireworks. Anything that explodes or launches of the ground so that the real stuff is supposedly reserved for professional shows. HA! Just driving a few miles you can see the plethara of fireworks from across all neighborhoods (they had spotter helicopters out to catch illegal fireworks in Saint Paul). But... really of all the things that best commerates the day, defying the law of the land is the most American thing to do on Independence Day, even if it is American laws :p. After all, the Day we celebrate defying British Rule is only appropriately marked by breaking a few rules now and then (I do not condone breaking the law however :P ). Anywho, the good thing about Minneapolis-Saint Paul is that even though its located in the MUCH cooler state of Minnesota, most of its residents (who live in either Rochester, the Twin Cities area, or Duluth) are in VERY close proximity to the border of Wisconsin, where they have more lax fireworks laws... HA! So despite not selling a single roman candle here, pretty much everyone had them anyway. Driving in from the family reunion and my friends birthday celebrations, I could see SOOOO many fireworks 3 hours before sunset to the point that visibility was dramatically reduce and there was an Air Quality Alert issued due to the smoke. Between the Capitol Fireworks, "Red White and Boom!", the Taste of Minnesota, and the Hmong International Sports Tournament, there were LOADS of explosions rocking the city. Its quite fun, even if you can hear a few misfire in your general direction. :)
Here's the finale from the Taste of Minnesota. This was taken from my neighborhood on the edge of Cathedral Hill sloping down towards Downtown Saint Paul and the Xcel Energy Center.
And lets be mature folks, I don't need to hear "Oh, thats it?" or "We have better fireworks than that!". A ) I don't care, B) If your city's worth depends on the awesomeness of your fireworks display, then THANK GOD I don't live there :p.