5 Stupidest songs of the past couple of months

Mon, 11 May 2009 16:12:00 -0500

It's very strange yet typical how completely untalented idiots make loads of money off of crappy songs that everyone hates. Here's 5 examples of why untalented morons are killing music:

5. "Blame it" by Jamie Foxx and T-Pain

Essentially, this song has no substance except Jamie Foxx repeating "blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol" As it appears according to the song lyrics, Jamie Foxx is trying to drunken up some loose girl so that he can have easy access to her private areas. That is, when he's not being a homeless schizophrenic violinist on the streets of L.A.

4. "Hoedown" Whatever it's called by Miley Cyrus

Blegh.

3. "I Know you Want Me" by Pitbull(sh....)

Pitbull is such an idiot. He just copies all of his background beats from other songs. The original title of the song was "75 Brazil Street", and it is actually a nice little dancy club song. But then when you add some loser saying "OH YEAH YOU WANT ME" while degrading women then it becomes a horrible pile of crap, and makes Pitbull a disgrace to all Miami-born Cuban Americans.

2. Anything by Soulja Boy

Please, do not let curiosity get the best of you. If you have never heard a Souljaboy song, spare yourself the horror. He is so incredibly untalented that he makes the Pussycat Dolls look genuine.

1. "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih

When I first heard this song, I thought WTF? Then instead of being shocked that people actually want to listen to a song like that, I wanted to destroy iTunes. Who in their right mind sings about, of all things, birthday sex? However, if you thought that even the idea of a song about sex was innappropriate, you will be really suprised by the lyrics.

"Birthday sex...Birthday sex It feels good feels good lemme hit that g-spot g-spot, girl"

WOW... that is, um... eww.

And that makes Birthday Sex the stupidest song of the past couple of months!

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5 Stupidest songs of the past couple of months